Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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