I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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