Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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