Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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