I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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