thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Randomize