Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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