I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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