After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
There are leaves in my underwear?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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