Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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