whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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