The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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