Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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