Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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