Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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