I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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