some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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