Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just want nice things and good sex
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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