that's an acceptable place to lick
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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