i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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