He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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