i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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