Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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