i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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