At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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