U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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