sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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