Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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