why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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