If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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