why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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