She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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