I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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