Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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