Just fell off a train. Bad.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
meet me or not, i'm out of control
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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