One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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