I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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