I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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