I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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