Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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