i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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