so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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