I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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