Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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