last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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