I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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