all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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