I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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