Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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