Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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