How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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