we have pet lesbian snakes
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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